A 2016 calendar of 12 Zombie Office motivational posters.
A numbered and signed limited edition boxed set of 12 Zombie Office motivational prints.
Hanging on long after others have lost their heads, or arms.
The key to success is creating a good diversion.
Curiosity killed the co-worker.
Climb as high as you can imagine, or at least out of arm's reach.
It's not about where you stand but in what direction you run for your life.
You cannot always hide the body, but at least you can plant it in someone else's cube.
What you don't know can still eat you.
It's what separates the strong from being a main course.
Be prepared when opportunity comes knocking, or pounding.
Lending a hand makes all the difference.
It's not about who has the most toys but who has the best hiding place.
The only truth is knowing that you are totally screwed.
The zombie apocalypse is here, now get back to work.